chokesngags

metalfacedvillain:

THE FUCK WAS REN AND STIMPY ACTUALLY?

chokesngags

the-bigredmachine:

How much for one rib?

shaylahatesyou

Anonymous asked:

How big is your dick?

og-wan-kenobi answered:

 Big enough to always get seconds..A good dope slanger knows the money is in the comeback. 

shaylahatesyou:

og-wan-kenobi:

tarynel:

But do you eat ass tho?

Oh, you think the ass is your ally, but you youngins merely adopted the ass. I was born in it, molded by it. I was already a man when you saw the light; by then, it was nothing to you but a new trend! The ass betrays you, because it belongs to me.

Oh ok